Negafkad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane frog.

Negafkad created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Negafkad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Negafkad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Negafkad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Negafkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to sheep while wearing red rings.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Do not place strawberries upon stone.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear shirts.