Quimvogfat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, strong chinchilla.

Quimvogfat created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimvogfat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quimvogfat, it will turn you into a rock.

Quimvogfat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Quimvogfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not place aubergines upon stone.

3. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Fast once a month.