Sislarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient deer.

Sislarn created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sislarn, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sislarn, he will come to you in dreams.

Sislarn's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sislarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Worship no other gods but Sislarn.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sislarn.

4. Always help badgers.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.