Volrowgen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering troll.

Volrowgen created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Volrowgen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Volrowgen, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Volrowgen's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Volrowgen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Volrowgen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. You must love Volrowgen.