Femhatominfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, charitable warg.

Femhatominfarn created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femhatominfarn, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Femhatominfarn, it will boil you in a big pot.

Femhatominfarn's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Femhatominfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Run away if three tapirs approach from the north.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near mice while wearing pink scarves and balancing eight copper spheres on your chest.