Kadtifnaktettilagquartban is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm mongoose.

Kadtifnaktettilagquartban created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadtifnaktettilagquartban, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kadtifnaktettilagquartban, she will turn you into a goat.

Kadtifnaktettilagquartban's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kadtifnaktettilagquartban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist balance.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Always obey Kadtifnaktettilagquartban's priests.

5. Never handle silver while unclean.