Pagstigsan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, calm warg.

Pagstigsan created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagstigsan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pagstigsan, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Pagstigsan's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Pagstigsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Never eat peanuts on fasting days.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never chant in the presence of elders.