Leggubbed is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless weasel.

Leggubbed created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Leggubbed, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Leggubbed, he will turn you into a goat.

Leggubbed's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Leggubbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of balance in the presence of children.

2. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

3. Do not prepare spinach while wearing corsets.

4. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

5. Never play with disobedient children.