Manfaszog is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, benevolent fly.

Manfaszog created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manfaszog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Manfaszog, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Manfaszog's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Manfaszog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never adorn your hands with fawn markings.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Always remove dresses before touching titanium.