Ominapparf Litpidxen is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest pigeon.

Ominapparf Litpidxen created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominapparf Litpidxen, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ominapparf Litpidxen, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ominapparf Litpidxen's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Ominapparf Litpidxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. You must love Ominapparf Litpidxen.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Do not cook food in pots.