Negdumrow is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, temperamental capybara.

Negdumrow created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negdumrow, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Negdumrow, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Negdumrow's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Negdumrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at walls at dawn.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Feed all hungry voles.

5. Pray only in moonlight.