Pigyarpsinarpbogbop is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciless pig.

Pigyarpsinarpbogbop created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigyarpsinarpbogbop, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pigyarpsinarpbogbop, it will come to you in dreams.

Pigyarpsinarpbogbop's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Pigyarpsinarpbogbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to four before sleeping.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Always obey Pigyarpsinarpbogbop's priests.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.