Afsterdim is a god.

It takes the form of a small, staggering monkey.

Afsterdim created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Afsterdim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Afsterdim, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Afsterdim's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Afsterdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of elders.

2. Do not consume rice at dawn.

3. Never mention voles.

4. Do not keep six frogs in a large pit.

5. Do not study enzymes on holy days.