Vagtarlittad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous bird.

Vagtarlittad created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagtarlittad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vagtarlittad, she will turn you into a mole.

Vagtarlittad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Vagtarlittad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always store corn above ground.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.