Ganvadhugbugwipved is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, benevolent centipede.

Ganvadhugbugwipved created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganvadhugbugwipved, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ganvadhugbugwipved, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ganvadhugbugwipved's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Ganvadhugbugwipved's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near seals while wearing fawn kilts.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ganvadhugbugwipved.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.