Cuttagwat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, astonishing donkey.

Cuttagwat created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuttagwat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cuttagwat, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cuttagwat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cuttagwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Retreat if three grasshopers approach from the south.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.