Sombosshap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, intelligent crocodile.

Sombosshap created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Sombosshap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sombosshap, she will turn you into a plant.

Sombosshap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Sombosshap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare pineapples while wearing scarves.

2. Never feed lots of apples to seals while wearing blue stockings.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Sombosshap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

5. Never prepare limes during autumn.