Fenveghun is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, awe-inspiring monkey.

Fenveghun created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenveghun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fenveghun, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fenveghun's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fenveghun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place corn upon stone.

2. Do not chant at forests.

3. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

4. Heed all visions.

5. Shun those given to sloth.