Fubligarmnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent mongoose.

Fubligarmnutt created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubligarmnutt, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fubligarmnutt, he will remove you from existence.

Fubligarmnutt's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fubligarmnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubligarmnutt.

2. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

3. Do not gather at wells at midday.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always count to nine before sleeping.