Flagbapmat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, boastful pigeon.

Flagbapmat created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagbapmat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flagbapmat, he will have a low opinion of you.

Flagbapmat's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Flagbapmat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never wear purple rings.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Never feed wheat to geese while wearing yellow dresses.