Vilvegkiksand is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, flying parrot.

Vilvegkiksand created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilvegkiksand, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vilvegkiksand, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vilvegkiksand's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Vilvegkiksand's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Vilvegkiksand on top of all buildings.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Vilvegkiksand loves rats, so they must be honoured.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never leap in the presence of elders.