Parkgidbam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, confident crocodile.

Parkgidbam created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkgidbam, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Parkgidbam, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Parkgidbam's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Parkgidbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Do not take Parkgidbam's name in vain.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Pray only in darkness.