Baggedbopnig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless goblin.

Baggedbopnig created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Baggedbopnig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Baggedbopnig, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Baggedbopnig's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Baggedbopnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing at forests.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Feed all hungry tapirs.

5. Do not drink alcohol.