Gepxemgar is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, slow elephant.

Gepxemgar created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepxemgar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gepxemgar, he will destroy your favourite star.

Gepxemgar's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Gepxemgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Never paint your neck pink.

3. Never prepare bananas during winter.

4. Never handle nickel while unclean.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.