Mutxinqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, contented chicken.

Mutxinqueeg created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mutxinqueeg, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mutxinqueeg, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mutxinqueeg's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Mutxinqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your arms toward the north during prayer.

2. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

3. Mutxinqueeg loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.