Wiplig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, humane coyote.

Wiplig created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Wiplig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wiplig, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wiplig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Wiplig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.