Rakvedyik is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, amazing ant.

Rakvedyik created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakvedyik, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rakvedyik, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rakvedyik's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Rakvedyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never eat apples on fasting days.