Libsandyat is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, effective zebra.

Libsandyat created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Libsandyat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Libsandyat, she will turn you into a goat.

Libsandyat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Libsandyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Libsandyat's name in vain.

2. Do not prepare pineapples while filled with fear.

3. Never speak at dusk.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Always take life seriously.