Din is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, staggering octopus.

Din created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Din, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Din, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Din's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Din's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit at rivers.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Feed all hungry squirrels.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Din in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat green fruit.