Yogsabtif is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, competent giraffe.

Yogsabtif created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogsabtif, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yogsabtif, it will boil you in a big pot.

Yogsabtif's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Yogsabtif's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

4. Never feed garlic to snakes while wearing violet stockings.

5. Do not fashion tools from copper.