Wonbogbot is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient manatee.

Wonbogbot created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonbogbot, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wonbogbot, she will turn you into a frog.

Wonbogbot's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wonbogbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Always wash your head before prayer.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.