Wondamsancarzig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, thoughtless mongoose.

Wondamsancarzig created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wondamsancarzig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wondamsancarzig, it will remove you from existence.

Wondamsancarzig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wondamsancarzig's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove tights before touching carbon.

2. Do not resist fate.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.