Dotlunduss is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, blissful gorilla.

Dotlunduss created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotlunduss, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dotlunduss, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dotlunduss' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dotlunduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray kilts.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never record numbers.