Fubmifgup is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unselfish zebra.

Fubmifgup created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fubmifgup, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fubmifgup, it will boil you in a big pot.

Fubmifgup's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fubmifgup's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the south.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Always obey Fubmifgup's priests.

5. Never sprint in the presence of elders.