Raplinhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome frog.

Raplinhiv created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raplinhiv, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Raplinhiv, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Raplinhiv's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Raplinhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near rats while wearing cyan skirts and balancing nine tin spheres on your hands.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never mention eagles.