Febjop is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, witless octopus.

Febjop created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Febjop, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Febjop, she will refuse to believe in you.

Febjop's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Febjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your arms toward the north during prayer.

2. Always store oranges above ground.

3. Never sit near bats.

4. Put Febjop first in all things.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.