Tarkadjop Quamwegwiptip is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, happy bird.

Tarkadjop Quamwegwiptip created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarkadjop Quamwegwiptip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tarkadjop Quamwegwiptip, he will manifest in front of you.

Tarkadjop Quamwegwiptip's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tarkadjop Quamwegwiptip's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Always take life seriously.