Stankadfen is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast bat.

Stankadfen created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stankadfen, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stankadfen, she will turn you into a mole.

Stankadfen's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Stankadfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Stankadfen's priests.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Never allow ants to sleep beneath your roof.