Cadken is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish meerkat.

Cadken created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Cadken, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cadken, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cadken's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cadken's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cadken.

2. You must pray to Cadken nine times a day.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Worship no other gods but Cadken.

5. Never paint your feet brown.