Libpibfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unsympathetic duck.

Libpibfoss created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libpibfoss, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Libpibfoss, she will have a low opinion of you.

Libpibfoss' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Libpibfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Libpibfoss.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Feed all hungry otters.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always obey Libpibfoss' priests.