Labbomjat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, charitable hedgehog.

Labbomjat created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labbomjat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Labbomjat, he will not care.

Labbomjat's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Labbomjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the north during spring.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.