Jabdagloop is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet scorpion.

Jabdagloop created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabdagloop, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jabdagloop, he will send you a sign.

Jabdagloop's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Jabdagloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick otters.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about optics near pigs while wearing magenta trousers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.