Ranbarnwat Honcidbin is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, stupid meerkat.

Ranbarnwat Honcidbin created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranbarnwat Honcidbin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ranbarnwat Honcidbin, it will not care.

Ranbarnwat Honcidbin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Ranbarnwat Honcidbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never travel toward the east during spring.

5. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.