Largjadpidhivdabont is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, grumpy monkey.

Largjadpidhivdabont created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Largjadpidhivdabont, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Largjadpidhivdabont, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Largjadpidhivdabont's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Largjadpidhivdabont's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.