Cebfonfatlik is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable faun.

Cebfonfatlik created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebfonfatlik, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cebfonfatlik, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cebfonfatlik's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cebfonfatlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Never mention whales.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never bounce in summer.