Sitvadlimlanvidkon is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain ferret.

Sitvadlimlanvidkon created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Sitvadlimlanvidkon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sitvadlimlanvidkon, she will turn you into a tree.

Sitvadlimlanvidkon's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sitvadlimlanvidkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume pineapples at dawn.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never leap near hamsters.