Cibfubbum is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, moody walrus.

Cibfubbum created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibfubbum, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cibfubbum, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cibfubbum's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cibfubbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never point your face toward the east during prayer.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.