Capgessandflan is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, tiresome jellyfish.

Capgessandflan created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capgessandflan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Capgessandflan, he will cry a lot.

Capgessandflan's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Capgessandflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place grapes upon stone.

2. Hide from turquoise porpoises for they are unholy.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.