Panarmnig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, moody cobra.

Panarmnig created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panarmnig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Panarmnig, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Panarmnig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Panarmnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of birds.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never handle titanium while unclean.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not consume lentils at dawn.