Manxinpod is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow warg.

Manxinpod created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manxinpod, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Manxinpod, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Manxinpod's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Manxinpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Always share wheat with strangers, but never with birds.

4. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

5. Never mix carrots with oil.